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Because someone has to translate between Slack and fax.
Listen up, Counselors of Chaos. We need to talk about the elephant in the conference room.
Half the room doesn't know what "elephant in the room" means without Googling it, and the other half doesn't know how to Google it without calling IT.
Welcome to modern law practice, where attorneys who learned Westlaw on CD-ROMs now share Slack channels with associates who think "Shepardizing" is a verb they invented last week. Partners print every email; associates don't know where the printer is. One side still uses a desk phone; the other side thinks voicemail is a hate crime.
It's beautiful. It's chaotic. It's billable.
This is your Generational Gap Brief, examining the great divide between New Gen attorneys (Millennials & Gen Z) and Silver Feathers (Gen X & Boomers). Nobody's right, nobody's sane, and everyone's overcaffeinated. Let's proceed.
Your legal career has always had Wi-Fi.
The law library is a myth. You learned Westlaw on an app. You research case law while walking to court. When a partner starts a sentence with "Back when we had to go to the library…," you zone out and imagine what dinosaurs looked like in suits.
You have curated opinions about Zoom backgrounds.
You judge coworkers by lighting quality and bookshelf authenticity. "Ceiling fan visible" means chaos energy. "Camera off" means "definitely not wearing pants."
"Slack me" is a legitimate command.
Email is for clients and fossils. Real communication happens in threads, gifs, and emojis. A partner once sent "🔥" to compliment a brief and it became their personality for a week.
You physically recoil at the idea of printing emails.
Paper feels like betrayal. Your filing system is digital. When asked to print something, you feel an existential ache and whisper an apology to the trees.
You schedule "hard stops" without shame.
Work-life balance is a value, not a weakness. You leave at 6 if there's no fire. Partners stare like you confessed to malpractice. Therapy at 5 is nonnegotiable.
Your student loans have their own ecosystem.
You owe six figures and call it a "financial companion." You'll be debt-free around retirement, or the apocalypse, whichever comes first.
You research judges on social media.
Before a hearing, you know the judge's alma mater, favorite sports team, and dog's name. The partner calls this "stalkerish." You call it "due diligence."
Mental health days are real and scheduled.
You've called in for burnout, watched Netflix, and returned functional. Revolutionary behavior.
Your practice area sounds like a start-up.
AI ethics. Crypto compliance. Influencer litigation. Boomers squint when you explain your job.
You've never dictated anything in your life.
The last time you saw a Dictaphone was in a museum of legal horrors.
You assume everything is discoverable.
You write every Slack like it'll be Exhibit 7 someday.
Billing gives you philosophical despair.
You've billed for "existential dread" at least once.
You have a side hustle.
Podcast, newsletter, merch store, TikTok explaining torts - it's all "professional development."
You're simultaneously cynical and idealistic.
You believe the system is broken and think you can fix it. You're adorable. Also insufferable.
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You learned Westlaw on actual books.
You miss pocket parts. You say "digest" and mean paper, not email.
You print everything because paper is real.
You trust paper. Paper never crashed. Paper never needed a password.
Your emails are formal letters.
Full greetings. Complete sentences. "Best regards." You don't do emojis.
You answer your desk phone.
You have a desk phone. You leave voicemails. Nobody listens.
Meetings belong in rooms, not rectangles.
Zoom is for emergencies. If everyone's in the office, get in here. "Can you hear me?" isn't lawyering.
You paid off your loans in 1998 and can't believe what tuition costs now.
You borrowed $40K. They borrow $200K. You now understand the despair.
"Face time" means face time.
Work happens in offices. Visibility equals dedication. Pajamas equal unemployment.
Formality is sacred.
Suits. Ties. Shoes with laces. Sneakers? Civilization collapse.
You trust your gut more than data.
Your instincts have won cases. Algorithms haven't.
Mentorship means "sink or swim."
You learned by failing loudly and surviving. It built character (and trauma).
You remember life before email.
Letters took days. You had time to think. You miss that.
Technology is a tool, not your personality.
You lawyer. You don't evangelize apps.
You thought crypto was a Marvel character.
Now the firm's billing six figures on "tokenized contracts." You're cashing the checks and shaking your head.
Work is who you are.
You dream about briefs. Your spouse gave up trying to compete.
You've earned your cynicism.
You're not bitter, you're efficient. You've seen it all. And somehow, you're still billing.
You bill $400/hr. So why are you manually proofreading client emails and rewording "just checking in" for the 12th time?
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Pro tip: Judge outcomes, not pajamas. If the work's good, chill.
The generational divide is real but so is rent, deadlines, and caffeine addiction.
Maybe the New Gen can learn that not every tradition is pointless. Maybe Silver Feathers can learn that not every innovation is rebellion. Or maybe we'll all just keep rolling our eyes at each other until the printer jams and nobody can fix it.
We're all lawyers. We're all tired. We're all billing for this conversation.
Poll: Which camp are you in?
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